50 cheap excuses for billiard players

When we fail a ball or lose a game, the easiest thing is to blame anything but yourself. Instead of being honest and admit that the one who erred was us, often the billiard players throw more or less realistic alibi: that if the table, the cloth, the cue, the rival...

In today's article we summarize the 50 most used cheap excuses to justify the defeat in the world of pool. Admit it: you have also used them some time :)

1. It is that the cloth runs too (little).

2. It is that I have been covered when I already had it made.

3. It is that the adversary has been very lucky and I do not

4. It is that someone has gone in front of me when shooting and that misled me

5. It is that the pocket spit balls

6. It is that the cue ball has made me a kick

7. It is that the table falls if you shoot softly

8. It is that I have made a blunder at the worst time

9. It is that I have not pocketed in the opening break shot

10. It is that I pocketed the cue ball in the opening break shot

11. It is that I just brand new cue and I don’t handle it

12. It is that the cushions do not fit

13. It is that the cushion don’t take the effects

14. It is that the pool looked like a pinball

15. It is that I went out yesterday

16. It is that I'm not used to playing in the morning

17. It is that the adversary plays very slow

18. It is that it does not motivate me to play against weaker opponents

19. It is that I have lost on purpose to go for losers

20. It is that I do not have time to train

21. It is that I've done a lot of ties

22. It is that a retruc stole me the carom

23. It is that I forgot to put chalk

24. It is that the opponent got all and I got nothing

25. It is that I pocketed two nine ones in the opening break shot

26. It is that (something) hurts me

27. It is that I relaxed when winning 6-1

28. It is that I've gone from the game

29. It is that the opponent has played dirty

30. It is that the opponent has not marked a clear fault

31. It is that I have pocketed the jump ball but the cue ball has left the table

32. It is that I am expert in pocketing all the balls and fail the last one

33. It is that he made me a Snooker inadvertently

34. It is that this table (Snooker) has very small pockets

35. It is that a ball touched my arm

36. It is that he did three who has followed me three innings in a raw

37. It is that I could not play my game

38. It is that I had not eaten

39. It is that I had jet lag

40. It is that the crowd only encouraged the other one

41. It is that the room noise distracts me

42. It is that I had my arm shrunk

43. It is that the couple does not let me train as much as I would like

44. It is that I do not believe in defenses

45. It is that I took all the hard bones

46. It is that even if I win I wouldn’t have classified

47. It is that the opponent does not sit when I shoot

48. It is that I lost the checking

49. It is that I'm not used to competing

50. It is that I have just become a father

Losers make excuses, winners seek solutions. You know, if you fail or lose, be honest and do not justify your defeat with any of these 50 cheap alibis. So you will demonstrate your sportsmanship on and off the table.

By the way, which one do you think is less credible and more surreal?